Your Momma jokes

Your Momma is So Fat that she is used a riding Good year Blimp. 1)
Your Momma is so Old that Dentures were in her Mouth and Baby teeth soon followed. 2)
Your Momma is So Dumb that she tried to strike a Match with a Q-Tip. 3)
Your Momma is so Country, that she uses Jerri Curl activator to water the plants. 4)
Your Momma is So Dumb that She set up her tivo and still tapped Commericals. 5)
Your Momma is so Naive that she thought that Viagra pills were a new form of M&M's. 6)
Your Momma is So Fat that shadows her own Shadow in the Sun. 7)
Your Momma is So Country that her Hair-Rollers double as Christmas Decorations. 8)
Your Momma is So technical challenged that she wanted to use a Postage stamp everytime she sends out E-Mail replys. 9)
Your Momma is so Dumb that she thought Lasser Surgery and a Lasser disk were one and the same. 10)