ever have those friends that took the word Free beyond?

over the weekend i was striagt up laughing to myself when i say a sign in front of some Hot dogs that said they were for free. it made me think of some of my homeboys from back when who would see a free sign and then lose there natural mind. not only would the Hot Dogs, and Buns get took,but also so would the table they were on along with the fork or utensil that was used to serve them. i mean you got that one person you know that unless something is glued down, then the minute somebody turns there head it is gone. i was cracking thinking about some of the Cats I knew who would clean things out when the Free signal went up. you never said free around some folks or you'd be stuck with a what happen to it look?