Your Momma is

Your Momma is so Dumb that she took a tooth pick&used it as a Q-Tip.
Your Momma's Teeth are so Big that the Fish Call Her Jaws.
Your Momma is so Cheap that she Washed&Hung Her Weave on a Clothes Line.
Your Momma's teeth are So Green, that a Dentist had to get a Snow Shovel to get the Tarter off of them.

Your Momma's Cooking is So Bad, that the Dogs refused to Eat it.
Your Momma went to American Idol because she thought that she could sing,after She finished they told Her this isn't American Nightmare.

Your Mama is so Cheap, that She went to the dollar store&asked for a Lay a way plan.

Your Mama is so Cheap, that she used a Hot comb to burn a Tatoo on her Arm.