Mommy Snaps

1) your Mommy is so Ashy, that I gave Her up for Lent. 2)Your Mommy is So Dumb that she tried to Use Her Green stamps for regular Stamps. 3)Your Mommy is so Dumb that she thinks that WalMart&WalGreens were part of the Great wall of China. 4)Your Mommy is so fat, that she doubles up as a Queen size bed. 5)Your Mommy is so Crossed Eyed that she drives on Both sides of the Raod. 6)your Mommy is so Dumb that She thought that a DVD was another term for DMV. 7)Your Mommy is so Ugly that everynight is Holloween.8)your Mother is so Dumb that she Used Her Door bell for Her answering Machine.9)your Mommy is So Dumb that she thought going Dutch was a foreign Country.10)your Mommy is so Cheap that she uses Her Wig as a Christmas tree.