Saturday, April 30, 2005

The Bride to Be had cold feet

the Woman that was suppose to get married in georgia this weekend ends up in New Mexico&saying she had cold feet. she made national headlines because she had been gone for a few days. now with all the Missing people across the nation you would think this Woman would have thought twice about leaving people hanging with Her whereabouts? but naw Her only excuse is cold Feet.Her Boyfriend gets dap because he has remained cool despite everybody looking at him crazy upon Her disappearence. I've heard&seen folks get cold feet before they were suppose to Jump the Broom,but they never pulled a David Copperfield&vanished like this.this got alot of Media attention which today doesn't seem to be as hard to get.

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Daddy Snaps

your Daddy is so Dumb that He asked the Ice Cream Man for a Sillicone.1) your Daddy is so Dumb that he went to Victoria Secret's&asked where is Victor at?2) your Daddy is so Cheap that He uses your Lunch Card for Half off during lunch time.3)Your Daddy is so Dumb that he asked were Tuna Fish&Fish both Sea Food?4)Your Daddy is so Cheap that He took His Gold Crowns&used them for His Hubcaps.5)Your Daddy is so country that he put plastic over His Coffee table.6)Your Daddy is so backwards that He thought a Moped was a Tampon.7)Your Daddy stanked so bad that the sunks took the night off.8)Your Daddy is so dumb that he thought Leap year was a Marriage Proposal.9)Your Daddy is So Dumb that when the Church collection plate was being Passed around,He told the Preacher can I have a "IOU" pass? 10)

Daddy Snaps

your Daddy is so Dumb that He asked the Ice Cream Man for a Sillicone.1) your Daddy is so Dumb that he went to Victoria Secret's&asked where is Victor at?2) your Daddy is so Cheap that He uses your Lunch Card for Half off during lunch time.3)Your Daddy is so Dumb that he asked were Tuna Fish&Fish both Sea Food?4)Your Daddy is so Cheap that He took His Gold Crowns&used them for His Hubcaps.5)Your Daddy is so country that he put plastic over His Coffee table.6)Your Daddy is so backwards that He thought a Mopad was a Tampon.7)Your Daddy stanked so bad that the sunks took the night off.8)Your Daddy is so dumb that he thought Leap year was a Marriage Proposal.9)Your Daddy is So Dumb that when the Church collection plate was being Passed around,He told the Preacher can I have a "IOU" pass? 10)

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Paula Abdul&American Idol:another Reality Tv show

so today I hear that Paula Abdul was messing with One of the singers on the show&I'm like so what? i mean in jobs throughout the nation&around the world the Boss or One of the Boss's will sometimes get involved with a Worker so what is the big deal? Paula Abdul was all friendly with Justin Guarini a few years back.i could read between the lines there. this Whole show truly cracked me up because any show that has Paula Abdul Judging vocal talent should also have Carl Lewis judging the National Anthem Performances.in other words both stunk up the Joint as singers. American Idol is a great concept but I've always felt that it was fixed.Randy Jackson is a Musician&has a side Business handling Careers.Simon has a tie in as well along with His Opinion which on some things i agree with but He is a Pain. anyway Paula Abdul is very Lucky to begin with.I knew sooner or later that something would come out about this show.all these shows are fixed it just takes someone to come on clean about it.heck Paula Abdul herself is a Reality show just waiting to happen if you have followed her Career??

5 year old Girl Handcuffed in a ClassRoom?

hard to believe seeing this on Tv. I know things are tough in schools across the nation&Let be the first to say this ain't nothing new because depending on where you have lived&grown up schools have been tough for a really long time,but this is truly One of those that makes you do a Double&Triple take. now I feel Parents gotta get back to handlign business at home. gotta handle your responsiblity at the Crib so your child don't go to school acting no fool. but having said all of that I can't see no 5 year Old Kid being Handcuffed¬ to mention there were other ways of handling the situation. if you are seeing this now then what does that say for the future? of course it looks very racist as well.it seems to always be something coming out of Florida&this is Scary.I hope to never see anything like that again.

Sunday, April 24, 2005

Mommy Snaps

1) your Mommy is so Ashy, that I gave Her up for Lent. 2)Your Mommy is So Dumb that she tried to Use Her Green stamps for regular Stamps. 3)Your Mommy is so Dumb that she thinks that WalMart&WalGreens were part of the Great wall of China. 4)Your Mommy is so fat, that she doubles up as a Queen size bed. 5)Your Mommy is so Crossed Eyed that she drives on Both sides of the Raod. 6)your Mommy is so Dumb that She thought that a DVD was another term for DMV. 7)Your Mommy is so Ugly that everynight is Holloween.8)your Mother is so Dumb that she Used Her Door bell for Her answering Machine.9)your Mommy is So Dumb that she thought going Dutch was a foreign Country.10)your Mommy is so Cheap that she uses Her Wig as a Christmas tree.

Saturday, April 23, 2005

NFL Draft Day

this is a Holiday for fans of Football. it's the one day that Everybody's team has a chance at Winning it all. nobody knows how the picks will turn out. the day of player selected holding up there jersey&smiling for the camera.wondering which team does well who will trade or try to move up or down in the draft. it's a Monopoly&you never know how the dice shall roll.people truly get excited for there teams on draft day.people come all dressed up&Geared up to Either Boo or Cheer who there team selects.Draft Day to football Fans means more than Tax day.everybody gets to play a arm chair QB&Say what works&doesn't but in reality nobody truly knows. drafts in all sports take time to pan out one way or the other.but nothing really gets the buzz as the NFL Draft it's still in a Class of Hype&Hope all unto itself.for One Day everybody has a chance to Hold the Trophy.

Thursday, April 21, 2005

the Credit Card Bill&filing Chapter 7

this Bill was passed recently&it really doesn't make full sense because it affects all people but not in the same way.everbybody eventually accumilates a certain amount of Debt&everybody deserves a clean slate. I mean when you get cut off for 7 years without being allowed to Own a Credit Card or something it messes up your credit system. i can understand with Student Loans but Credit Card companys charge outragious interests. it's a Loan Shark way of keeping people tied up with some of those Interest rates. if the Credit Card companys had a better Interest Rate system then I truly believe More people would get caught up with there Bills.this Bill will be interesting at how it plays out in the future stay tunned.

the Bootlegger Law

now if you see someone tapping a film in a movie house or someone is selling a Cd or a Dvd or a Vhs tape before it's release date now they face some serious charges. the thing is people are still gonna buy the Hook up disc or music. the cat is long ago out of the bag. there has to be some middle ground.Bootlegging is old as the hills&it's not gonna slow down.I crack up when folks are sitting in a Move House tapping films.I'm like who is gonna want a film with a hand held camera in a dark theater where you can hardly get a crisp picture?it's funny what will pass in some instances.

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Monday Night Football leaving ABC:Headed to Espn in 06

it's gonna be hard to believe that Monday Night Football is leaving ABC after this coming year. it's been a Staple of ABC for almost 36 years.Howard Cossell lead the charge in a Ground-Breaking Era. the good news is that football returns to NBC.while it was time for a change it is gonna be weird not having football on Monday Nights on ABC in the coming future.there is also truth that Monday Night football on ABC doesn't have the same vibe it once did.the main reason is that we have so many channels to select from&unlike back in the day where you only had a few channels flipping around or having tivo have forever changed the way we view tv watching.still when the season starts in a another year it will feel different.

Sunday, April 17, 2005

i enjoyd the Save the Music Program

i truly believe it's extremly important to have Music in schools because the learning&Knowledge of Creativity is very important to children coming along. having Instruments to learn&understanding tones&vibe is a strong foundation to the Human Mind. it's a very powerful tool that enhances creativity to this Highest power.no matter what Instrument is Attmepted or Learned it sets a foundation for challenging the Human Mind&It opens up so many avenues. Music is One of the Most Important things in People's Lives.you always remember a song,album in a place&time.Music is a Universal Language of Love that touches the core of the heart,mind&soul&everybody should have that right to learn what goes into creating.

Friday, April 15, 2005

Jackie Robinson Day

Today is the 58th anniversary of Jackie Robinson breaking the color Line in Baseball.hard to believe it's been only 58 years. I wish it were alot longer because that is a Sad reminder that is wasn't that long ago about the Seperatisim that was accepted within the nation. Jackie Robinson pre-dated the Civil Rights Bill that would come some almost 20 years later. Jackie Robinson should be a National Holiday to Me. He truly was a Ground-breaker who paved the way for so many. sadly He died far too young at only 53 because He had to deal with so much stress&pain for always having to Fight for Justice everyday. Jackie Robinson was a all Around Athlelte who was so Gifted&ahead of His time.truly One of a Kind.also Respect to Branch Ricky a White Man who beleived in Jackie Robinson&Helped Him get to the Dodgers.Respect to Mrs.Robinson&the Entire Robinson Family. also we have to get Young Black Kids back interested in Baseball. the game is suffering&needs to Keep Jackie's Legacy going strong. Jackie Robinson is a National Treasure to Me&always will be.

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Friday is April the 15nth tax day

talk about the most parinoid day on the Planet? if you haven't already taken care of your taxes then you got until friday. this day truly makes some folks down right batty because all the struggles to write this off or get the right numbers. I'm one of those People that takes care of the Tax Business ASAP. can't wait until the last minute at all.if you catch some folks sweating or looking drained this coming friday then remember it's gotta be the last second Tax Payer trying to take care of business.

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Props to Jermaine O'Neal for calling the Nba out about the age

I give Much Props&dap to Jermaine o'Neal for calling the NBA out about there plan to raise the Age of players entering the league to 20. He called it Racist&I Agree all the way.how dare the NBA try to do something that is wrong? not everybody is cut out for going to College. if you can Play Ball&Can take care of your family&have that choice then by all means do it. nobody stops Kids in Hollywood from Acting in Movies,TV,Commericals,etc.. or in other sports Skating,Tennis,Baseball. on a Society front when you are 18 you can be sent to war. we live in a country of Capitolism&you have the right to earn a Living at a certain age in your life&I question why the NBA is trying to do this? the Quality of Play is down but NBA did you get the Memo? the Quality of Team play in the NBA has been down for years. alot of College Players that go for 4 years don't always make it in the NBA either. as Great as Duke College Basketball has been it wasn't until the past decade that Duke had any legit players really make a Mark in the Nba.Grant Hill&Lately Elton Brand.if this comes to pass it's not gonna make college Ball any better.the cats that can hang will make it regardless.

Sunday, April 10, 2005

Tiger Woods Ya'll!

it's Sunday&the Red Shirt&Kissing Trophys are Back. Tiger Woods shut up His Critics who were wondering when he was gonna win again. that shot He made today on 16 was incredible.Props to Chris Demarco who played Great&even forced a Sudden death overtime with Tiger,but you know Tiger is Money when it's time. 4 Masters already which is just incredible&Tiger is still a Kid at Only 29. He is a Mind Blowing Athlete.Only 2 Master wins from Jack Nicklaus who won 6. Tiger is now only 9 Majors away from Jack Nicklaus&Tiger is also the Youngest winner of 9 Major Golf Wins at Only age 29.Tiger Woods is the Baddest Golf Player in my lifetime period.He is the King. Tiger Woods joins the Great Arnold Palmer&Jack Nicklaus as the Only Winners of 4 Green jackets at the Masters.Nicklaus Won 6 of them.

Saturday, April 09, 2005

Prince Charles Marrys Camilla good lets move on

Prince Charles finally Married Camilla after all of these years&now it's time to move on. this Wedding ain't gonna have the same fanfare that Charles's marriage to Lady Diana did,but nevertheless it's gonna get it's share of talk. the thing is these are two Grown folks&It's time to speak your piece&let it Go because it was gonna go down. i've heard about these two for like forever&It finally happen saturday&I say more power to them&have a strong Union because it finally went down.

Thursday, April 07, 2005

In the eyes

eyes say so much eyes have such an expression that allows you to imagine where they want to go eyes are the source of inspiration without saying a word they can say I like or I dislike without a word passing through the voice box in the eyes you can find out what works&what doesn't it's all in the vision of how the world&the surroundings appear to you the outside world watches as the eyes look on

Rest in Peace to the Pope

the coverage of the Pope has been great&He truly touched so many people all around the world. He really lifted so many souls&His voice was felt world-wide no matter what background or belief you always knew the Pope&Respected the way he he carried himself.the President,His father former President Bush&former President Clinton all payed there respects to the Pope.the Pope was a Man who wanted Peace&wasn't a supporter of this war we are dealing with.

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

"We are the World" 20 years later

I was watching the Dvd of this Historic Recording&was wondering outloud have we all made the World a Better place? a song can be timeless&touch lives,but can the Message inspire people to continue it without being told or having to hear it? the footage took me back to a whole different time when the World at large was a main concearn,but we have always had many problems here in the United States. nowadays you don't hear the same push&alot of that is due to the War that is going on&the times today are different. looking back at the footage you see a Once in a lifetime journey but a time period that while is forever captured on film with the current state of affairs I can't imagine it being revisted anytime soon.

the Yankees&Red Sox's

while all the drama has gone down about Baseball the most important thing took place on the field sunday Night. as a New York Yankee Fan I couldn't wait to Beat those Boston Red Sox's. last fall was like a nightmare. thus far the Yankees have won the first two games&while that is small potatoes when you factor in there being still a 160 more games to go it's always nice to win again. but hopefully this year Winning comes with Winning it all.it's the Best Battle in all of sports period. I'm glad Baseball is back&look forward to the whole season.but it will be even cooler if the Yankees Win it all.

Sunday, April 03, 2005

april fools Day came&went but it's daily

funny how this one day is seen as almost a holiday because it gets acknowledged? I never hardly got fooled but I did get fooled some times over the years. funny thing anytime you expect something to be One way or the other then it can be April fool's day any time of the year.so it's funny what we tend to go for&take as being the real deal&then the Joke is on us.like whatever goes for News some folks take it as the Gospel truth. so you just never what is being printed is the real deal or not. but again April fool's Day is only once a Year is what is stated but I'd beg to differ.